Ladies' Night..every night!

My Vow

2005-03-03T00:34:00.000+08:00

i promise to teach and study with chan sylvia every single day when we are in jc.
no crossing of fingers.

Attack of...the O'level results..?

2005-03-02T22:50:00.000+08:00

there are usually 2 major problems o'level result recipients face
1)bad reults
2)gd results
and u say "haha u gotta be kidding me man! bad results, yeah sure...gd results? problem? like, where?"
well, the biggest, giga-est, most humongous headachey of a problem is:
WHERE DO I GO?!?!?
and to think i was so sure of the answer jus a couple of days ago... *sigh*
i know i know..and i was talking abt quitters n now i'm gonna be one too...
great.
split personality becomes hypocrite...? urgh~ *shudders*
i still have slightly more than 1.5 days to decide...
shall take my time...
la di da dum...

Ahhhh! Results!

2005-03-01T21:40:00.000+08:00

weelll....
it seems we cant ever run away frm talking abt the release of the o'lvl results, so i shant bother trying to escape it...there's hardly anything else pple talk abt these days, other than "how much did u get?" "where are u going?" and "are u staying?"
speaking of which...
this staying or quitting issue is really big...in my school at least.
i happen to be in that close to ulu pandan sch in woodlands (a handful of singaporeans are actually still unaware of its existence) and because it's so new, the sch spirit is abt as complete as the sch building...in fact, there's barely any sch spirit to speak of...
so many pple have alrdy withdrawn, and many others are contemplating the idea...
isnt it strange tt there are still suckers like me (with such fantabulous results) staying?
i've received enough incredulous looks with the same exclamation - "WHAT?!?! are u mad?"
seriously, i'm not.
and dont try the "what are u doing in there?" version of it either...i really cant answer u in one complete sentence.
let's jus say tt pple who can think alike will understand without any explanation, and pple who dont...well...it's gonna take waaay too long to make 'em see it, so i dont bother.
all tt needs to be understood, is tt i've made my choice frm my many options, and it's the option tt's going to work the best for me :)
so for those of u still deciding (u still have 66hrs approx. left) ...
wherever it is u girls (n guys) decide to go, may it be for the best :)
and tt's abt as simply as i can phrase it.

it's me again...

2005-02-18T22:18:00.000+08:00

cldnt think of a better title...
yep i'm back...again. after abstaining frm the internet for like, 7 days...it's not tt difficult, really, when u're coming home at like, 8pm or 10pm every night...
apologies for not having any links, any profiles, anything at all except for my words on this blog...too lazy...and i never did like doing html stuff...
i am so tired...my good mood totally ruined by some blogs that i jus read...
wad is wrong with pple nowadays?
why are our lives filled with nothing but anger, sadness, frustration, loneliness, emptiness, confusion and every possible negative feeling..?
why isnt there someone to stand in front ofthe crowd and shout "I feel so happy!" ?
Do u guys even know what u're doing to one another? Were u seriously naive enought to think even for a moment that being depressed is ur own business? cos it is NOT! when u are down n out, pple around u sense it. we are creatures of emotions n feelings - and sensitivity. what makes u think tt being upset wont make the person next to u jus as upset?
stop it.
there are too many seeds of evil breaking this world apart already...
u dont have to be part of the force tt is tearing things apart.
stop destroying.
treasure what u have n start rebuilding what u've been tearing down.
pple are hurtin'...pple who care...
dont do this to them.

My Prerogative

2005-02-07T23:10:00.000+08:00

"everybody's talking all these stuff abt me..why dont they jus let me be (tell me why)
i dont need permission, make my own decisions...tt's my prerogative (tt's my prerogative)
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What is it tt pple have against britney spears anw? ok dont bother answering tt...i think i alrdy have the answer...
still...
she's my idol!
ok actually, i jus admire her for her dancing and for being so irreplaceable in the music scene :) most of her, i totally love her songs!!!
so attitude ;)
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rock on, britney~

diScLaiMeR

2005-02-07T23:04:00.000+08:00

i do not own 2million things in red n white because i am patriotic...
i actually LIKE red and white...like, alot!

My List Of Red & Whites
(i) wallet
(ii) handphone
(iii) shoes
(iv) sling bag
(v) tote bag
(vi) socks
(vii) zara spagh
(viii) shorts

can't wait for national day...yeah baby~

i love my shoes!

2005-01-29T21:45:00.000+08:00

Joke of the day(week/month/year/decade/century/millennium)...
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me never to wear her clothes again.
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omgosh this is soooo funky-rado!
i am totally in love with my shoes!
i was walking around in the toa payoh bus interchange today, when this group of (rather cute) guys spotted my shoes, and started discussing it really discreetly (so discreetly i cld hear practically everything they were saying)...anyway, i noticed tt they've noticed my shoes, but i ignored them aniwae (cldnt think of a nice retort)
then i met my friend and came back again (after screwing up enough courage to confront them)...so i went "did one of u have smth to say abt my shoes?" (smth along tt line)
i shant relate the whole conversation, but anyway, i'm really pleased, cos i got another vote under the "ur shoes are creative/innovative" column :)
so happy~
the minus point being i didnt eventually get their phone numbers (i went back again to see if they're still around but they were gone) but -shrugs- u cant win them all i guess ;) still....
tt was so, totally FUNKY!
then i was in the lift with these two aunties (my neighbours)...they were quite pleased since i held the lift for them...so then they started a conversation - by commenting on how nice my shoes are! (double yay!) apparently they think it'll start a 2005 trend...
now tt wld be funky :)

moral of the story: hold the lift door for ur neighbours n...if u see some cute guys, get their numbers before they're gone!
haha~
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poor yueyin...dont worry girl...things will work out :)
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grossss!
paris hilton's on the teevee...
eeurgh~
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in case u're still wondering, my shoes are red n white...red on the left, white on the right :) cool huh~

to all girls...

2005-01-23T20:15:00.000+08:00

Girlfriend!!!
it's so damn friggin' obvious that there is smth wrong with u guys, so why cant u jus see tt and admit it?
[voice over: because no one sees anything when u're all caught up "in the heat of the moment", remember?]
oh yar.
thanks for reminding me. i was pretty blind too.
the sad news being this - girls dont recognise the basterds who are trying to cheat their feelings n money (or even blackmail them emotionally) often enough.
so here's the wake up call...get a few close girlfriends tt are trustworthy n dependable and LISTEN to them. dont make the same mistake we did. (we referring to the majority of the female population who have been foolishly turning a blind eye to the various warnings)
tt being said, not all evil beings are born with huge, red neon flash-signboards tt scream "I am Evil!" perched atop their heads. and not all baddies are truly evil.
some are jus...well...
Bad.

girls vs. guys (girls always win)

2005-01-11T21:39:00.000+08:00

i like goeg class alot.
i like my geog teacher too. she's young, pretty, holds our attention and has a gd dress sense.
there is only one problem.
she is so NOT feministic.
i mean, why did she have to go and make women sound hopeless at map-reading? which coincidentally, we are NOT! we read maps jus as well, even if it means turning it upside down to get the correct directions.
at any rate, even if we happen to be not as pro as men...
tt's only because of the nature of our evolutionary biological structures*...
in other words, we have been DISADVANTAGED.
give me some time and i bet i'll be able to read a map as well as any guy.
in fact, some guys out there are probably worse than me at map-reading.
seriously.

*for more info, pls refer to author's fave refernce book "why men lie and women cry" by allan and babara pease (other alternatives include books written by same author of the same series)

Girls' night out

2005-01-08T08:46:00.000+08:00

Sylvia!!!
come back quick! (uh hur...i'm going to freak out and die soon if u dont...)
me and yue so sad k...no one to feng1 with us...
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Dilemma: torn between two worlds
omg i think IJC is soooo funky! wad if i decide to stay? how how how? tt wasnt part of the plan...the teachers are nice, my friends are nice (some are very very nice...a lil' too nice...) and i suppose the sch building will be much more impressive after its complete...
Oh and of course...
I LOVE CHEERLEADING!!! (so funky~)
u know like how they show it in the movies? (in other words, bring it on 1 &c 2) so damn zai! i wanna make our cheerleading like theirs! even if there are like, only 3 guys who've signed up to date ...and then there's yet another appealing factor...the really cute uniforms! (blue n gold...or red and silver...totally funky!)
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staying out is so much fun! :D *grinz* provided tt u dont fall asleep of course...sadly tt happened ystd T_T so sad...nvm! next time i shall conserve more energy so tt i can go absolutely mad :P
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some pple are so dense...the next time i say i'm going to poke u, shave ur hair off and dismember u, it means tt i am seriously bugged. like, seriously seriously. (the author may not be very apt at expressing her discontent, so pls be more sensitive a.k.a. i'm not a very angry person, so read the signs! dont wait for me to slam the door and kick the chair or chase after u with a kitchen knife) <-which usually means tt it's too late to regret not realising ur treading in dangerous waters with moi (the very evil avelyn) *muahahahaha*
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last but not least, ladies, while u're out having fun (having a fling with tt cute guy frm the nxt block) pls beware of bastards. i mean it. there is no end to the things these evil beings can be up to PS. guys are pretty good at emotional blackmail too...so! u have been warned! if all else fails, step real hard on him with ur stilettos til they break (meaning either his toes or ur heels), run to the nearest police station screaming blue murder till he dies of shock (or pain frm his broken toes) either way...constant vigilance! remember to bring ur pepper sprays along ;)

PS. interested readers can refer to my previous blog at www.stressager.blogspot.com
-the writer of current website is an accidental feminist and occasional hyper nutcase. you have been warned-

The Fatal Female

2005-01-07T14:45:00.000+08:00

*breathes*
finally! after all this rush i can breathe once again!
i've jus changed frm feministic to chauvinistic feminism...
hey, i cant help it if guys bug me...
ok...no offense to all nice guys out there, but i cant say the same for the rest of them...BASTARDS! (tt's considered very civilised, seeing how me n dear friend of mine were cursing in much ruder words earlier on in the day)
aniwae...
the life of a bachelorette looks even more promising than ever, but as usual, i hold no promise on leading a permanent bachelorette life since a better and nicer guy will come along (as always) eventually. there will be one decent enough i suppose for me to consider other options -shrugs- in the mean time, it's Ladies' Night every night!
Girls, put ur stilettos on!
There's a rave party on tonight!

PS. interested readers can refer to my previous blog at www.stressager.blogspot.com
-the writer of current website is an accidental feminist and occasional hyper nutcase. you have been warned-